Gramophone top hat

The gramophone top hat is a great invention from the minds of Jasmine and Felicity ArsePolish. It is a top hat with a built-in gramophone, with the traditional speaker. Records are inserted into the deck on the top of the hat.

Power supply
There are three ways to power the gramophone:
 * 1) Hand turn the gears on the side of the top hat.
 * 2) Buy the attachment for it. The trained parrot is an affordible way to have it working and have your arms free. The parrot turns the gears for you.
 * 3) Buy another attachment. The trained hamsters complete with wheel attach where the gears are on the top hat, turning them instead of you.

Neck problems.
As the weight of a gramophone on your head can give you neck aches, a free brace comes with the top hat to help this.