JHS

"Apart from the people that don't, everyone survives."

"Hello I am your doctor, Dr. Robin' Graves. You will never guess where we got your new liver."

- JHS doctor and occasional mottos.



The Jake  Jasmine Health Service was formed in 2010 by Jasmine ArsePolish and is one of the most dangerous hospitals in the UK. It is well known for its mad services and contraptions made, from the motorised unicycle to the propelled pogo stick. They were the people who first discovered the Land Sharks and were the first who formed relations with them, resulting with a close business relationship, see below.

Medical
The JHS follows a cycle which makes money for itself. Firstly, as people get ill they go to the JHS. As the JHS is mad and barmy they usually are killed. Their bodies are used to make products, which are then sold to the people, who then get sick.

Land Sharks
For the actual animal, click here .

For their party of resistance fighters, which works alongside the JHS, click here .

Sponsoring
The JHS sponsors several events, such as the Snail Olympics. As you could gather, the JHS tries to reflect its uselessness by sponsoring silly events.