ITubby

The humble iTubby is an ingenious invention from the minds of three noble ArsePolishes: Felicity, Frederick and Jasmine.

In a nutshell, the iTubby is the ultimate media player as it contains everything needed for general entertainment incorporated into the general look and style of a TellyTubby.

Uses
The machine contains the following:
 * Speakers built into the ears.
 * LED screen on the iTubbys' chest. (TellyTubbies do all have TV's built in yet they are analogue and constantly fault.)
 * Assorted ports in the side of the body so the iTubby is compatible with iPods, owls and toasters.

Other available products
Products available to buy seperately include:
 * External speakers.
 * Screw on (occasionally condom-dispensing) sexual organs.
 * Gramophone top hat . The amazing invention is generally worn by a person, but is compatible with a iTubby.
 * Anti-Owl-Defence. Protects you from owls.

Cost
By now, anyone reading this will be wanting one of these amazing contraptions. However, the cost of one would be high as the ArsePolishes' require the funds to buy the materials.