Stapler

Staplers are used to make two things one. (You could write a very boring essay comparing love to stationary, but this isn't what this article is about.) Anyway, staplers attach two owls things together.

Reality Staplers
There are legends of staplers that can bend conventional reality to staple pieces of reality together. These are hidden around the world in pieces and even if you find them, you need glitter staples to use it!