Snail Olympics

The Snail Olympics are held every four years. They feature a variety of different sport performances by snails. Snail trainers, such as Amelia Bedford Furthington Chesterhill ChinFoldle ArsePolish, train snails -surprisingly- for these events.

The Olympics are generally sponsored by the JHS.

Snail sporting events
These are the sporting events which are held during the Snail Olympics:
 * Snail race. Running time: 3-5 hours on a good day.
 * The Land Shark Snail race. Running time: 2-5 minutes.
 * Snail gymnastics. Running time: 3-5 hours.
 * Snail gymnastics featuring Land Sharks. Running time: 2-5 minutes.