ArsePolish Family

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The noble ArsePolish family is a house of many members across the country, and possibly the world. Some family members are in higher places of work, such as the current leaders of the coalition government of the Peoples Republic of Brighton (PRoB.) Other members include doctors, detectives and leaders of other minor political parties, such as the Norfork in Chance and the PRBSA.

The family is closely related to the ChinFondle family and have both business and social relationships between both families.

Members
There are several central members of the family, which is closely interlinked with the ChinFondle's. Below are the first members of the family:
 * Emma Arsepolish. Current co-leader ofTarwin ChinFondle the People's Republic of Brighton, with Frederick.
 * Frederick ArsePolish. Detective and current co-leader of the PRoB.
 * Felicity ArsePolish. Currently unemployed magician.
 * Jasmine Arsepolish. Onboard doctor on areoplanes; when there is not enough business, she appoints herself pilot for 10 minutes. Also member of the Norfork in Chance party.
 * Erin ArsePolish. Founder of the PRoBSA.
 * Ameila Bedford Furthington Chesterhill ChinFoldle ArsePolish . A professional snail racer.
 * Sophia ArsePolish . In a relationship with Tarwin ChinFondle.
 * Gregory ChinFondle-ArsePolish . Part of both families and was in a short relationship with Jasmine.


 * Other related members:
 * Meg Gwarf-Arsepolish. She is a distant member of the Arsepolishes but also a part of the Gwarf's, of which little is known. Also member of the Norfork in Chance party.
 * Arse of the ArsePolishes'. He is a tall, grumpy and semi-punkish. A distant relative but little is known of him.
 * Tarkwin ChinFondle. A recent addition to the family/ He is a member of the Norfork in Chance party.

Family tree
''Ok, this is the part of the family history where things get a bit complicated. For some information, click ArsePolish family tree .''

Peoples Republic of Brighton
The People's Republic of Brighton is a state run by a one-party coalition government with the leaders Emma and Frederick ArsePolish. Frederick was given the authority to look after the state as a democracy, and all was developing as the new state created organisations and roles for each citizen. However, Emma wished for a control over the state and, using her (un)secret police he attacked Frederick and Brighton's officials. However, it was later revealed that the police were bribed by Frederick and from then on worked for his side of the conflict. From then on, the Republic was in a civil war.

There were riots and conflicts, and with no police, Emma's party could not defend itself. Eventually, the police left the classroom conference and the two parties debated. Eventually, Frederick and Emma decided on a regime and formed a single party coalition government. Through the debates, the head of the former secret police, along with two ArsePolish family members, formed their own party: 'Norfolk in Chance'. The Peoples Republic of Brighton's Space Agency was also formed as a result. As it is a one party state, these new parties are in conflict with the government.

Politics
ArsePolish, and ChinFondle families, are both highly involved in politics:
 * Emma and Frederick ArsePoli (yes, thats plural), after several revolutions and minor riots, are now the self-elected coalition leaders of the one-party state of the PRoB.
 * To fight the PRoB, fellow family members tried to take authority, and still are, by forming the 'Norfolk in Chance' party. Jasmine, Meg Gwarf-ArsePolish  and Tarkwin ChinFondle are the only members.
 * The CEO of the JHS, Jasmine, is closely linked in with the Land Shark Resistance Party.