Frederick ArsePolish

Frederick ArsePolish, more commonly known as Detective Frederick Watson and is a freelance detective in mysteries and crime around. Recently, he has got involved in the revolution in the People's Republic of Brighton, and currently is a co-leader, with sister Emma ArsePolish , of the coalition government of the PRoB.

She is very close to Emma, despite former conflicts involving the revolution and Emma's (un)secret police.

Work with Felicity/KingRandom
Frederick is lucky enough to be the star of a future "Tales of Randomness" the ever popular, world renowned comic-book series from KingRandom.

Things that are true because the aforementioned comic says so.
Frederick Arsepolish lives in Trapford, home to some of the ArsePolish family (and most of KingRandom's characters). Frederick Arsepolish's Fabulous Detective Agency is one fun bit in a big, boring building full of boring offices. Fred has a pink and green Mini with a nodding-dog stylie dashboard headbanger and a tiny mirror ball hanging from the rear-view mirror.